ATTN everyone my room on the train has it’s own potty with a window I can crap and wave like chuky cheez.

So I’m here on this train and I met this nice family over dinner then we went to get beers and the counter guy started heckling people and he was awesome just like Mr. T so I started heckling and for a second it was like the muppet show. WUT UP, JERSEY IN DA TRAIN.

Seriously trains are best Evar. We’re kickin it across like 7 states. I had steak in Georgia and ice cream in some Carolina or some shit one of them. There is 2.

Also, also…I might do a cruise soon since apparently this lady tells me we have to.

Poor Jens. I can tell you right now he misses us and is crying behind his speisekart. WAIT TILL NEXT JAHRE, JENS! WE WILL RETURN TO THE HOLY LAND! Keep your green liederhosen strong!

I’m going to Dorney Park Haunt this Sat and then next sat the new haunted house on the lower east side of NYC.

In other news this guy was out of Sam Adams so I have a Heinekin. I’m gonna explain the meaning of life to this jaunty woman from Georgia. I got a sleeping room so apparently that means I eat everything on the train for free.

WOOTY WOOTY!

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