24
Mar
No Towels Equals Befouled
Today’s comic touches on an issue worthy of a huge rant. In many cases people see the removal of hand towels in bathrooms as an environmentally friendly act. I see it as an act of sabotage. What always happens in cases of towel removal is co-workers naturally wipe their hands on everything to remove the water. Seriously, we all know no one ever really uses those hand dryers. So now people are spreading their germs all over the place. I posit that hand dryers lead to less productivity through increased sickness. And ugh, wet door handles are the worst feeling ever.




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Wet door handles are TERRIFYING.
And I’ve always wondered… we have all sorts of hi-tech towel dispensers, infrared, motion-sensitive, heat seeking, voice command…
And they all still dispense THE SAME UTTERLY NON-ABSORBENT NEWSPRINT CRAP FROM 1969!!!!!