Wow, I never stopped working last week. We ended up in MD to work on Intervention. I posted some stuff on my Facebook and on the Intervention site. We also destroyed 2 beer bongs between all of us and the staff. Heh. I don’t normally drink beer but apparently they make stuff that doesn’t totally taste like ass.

I can’t believe it’s Monday night already. Argh. I hope you enjoy the comic! Post some links to it for me please! It’s too late for caffeine so I think I need to switch to ice cream. Yes.

BTW: I’ve been watching Clarissa Explains it All. I used to watch this when I was a kid. Wow, how stupid kid’s shows of today are compared to this. There are references to Marx, Kinsey, Friedan, and all kinds of things in this show. I can’t imagine it being shown today. I don’t get why everything has to be so politically correct that it just ends up being a bunch of de-balled bullshit. Clarissa isn’t exactly a show most adults would enjoy, but when I was 9, it was crazy awesome. She’s smart, she makes computer games, and invents shit. I enjoy watching it now to remember what it was like back then but it sure is depressing when you see how much of an edge your average kids show used to have. I’m glad I am not a kid today. If you are, I feel sorry for you for having to put up with Elmo and other suckitude. Young people are smarter than most people give them credit for.

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So I have Netflix and they have a fitness section which is awesome. I tried the Crunch Boot Camp workout today. Now I finally undestand why people look at me funny when I say I do workout DVDs – this shit is SO FRUITY. I cannot DEAL. I feel like I got a workout, but I would not do this again. Apparently it has great reviews, but I personally feel like I’m doing the Barney the Dinosaur workout with a lot of marching and saluting. My FACE HURTS from the CORN. It’s got all the seriousness of a low budget after school special. The instructor was corny as hell and the workouts themselves were also corny and a little bit overcomplicated to fit in with the gimmick.

I’m going back to my Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred DVD. That kicks some serious ass. It you want to get in shape, get this DVD. It’s hard as hell but after a week, it gets easier and your abs will be ripped as hell. That’s what it did for me.

I hope you guys are loving the comic. Don’t forget to keep an eye out on my convention! I hope to see a lot of you guys there!!!

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I’m sure you guys have already heard about my new con that will be happening on Sept 10-12 2010 in Washington DC. It’s called Intervention, and we’re going to try to make it be the most goddamn revolutionary con to happen since I don’t fucking know when because we do shit like this.

Listening to the fans, respecting webcomics, and not treating conventions like a popularity contest while letting popular talent and new talent shine. Throw in some great community support while I’m at it. Gee, what a fuckin’ concept.

I have to get my ass to the hotel this coming weekend and get the rooms blocked out and then the people who want to have vending tables can be all sorted out.

Those of you who are helping me with Intervention early on when it is the most difficult year…I always going to remember this. In the future you will be hooked up with every freaking perk I can get access to. I am dead serious. Words can’t convey how appreciative and thankful I am right now. I look after my crew and always will.

Yeah, this is shaping up to be insanely great.

Meanwhile today in my comic – I am sure you have seen this happen before. Those cats. I have a cat that lives in my apartment complex. It conquers my country on a daily basis and runs amok everywhere when it sneaks into my apartment. It’s best evar. I really need to post a video if it.

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At some point I’m going to have to do a drag show. The problem is that I’m a girl. Technically drag for me would be looking like a dude, but I don’t care to do that. So, I will do what they call Faux Drag. I can assure you there is nothing Faux with me. HEH. Fierce!

After very much contemplation I have come up with the drag name of Buttermilch Waffeln! (Or actually, it was the name attached to a spam email we received, but still…)

I am dead serious. Harknell is amused and confused at the same time, however he must deal with the urge to call me “Buttermilks”.

I don’t have time to do something like this yet but IT WILL HAPPEN.

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Oh man! I love Netflix. They have some female MMA fighting available to streaming. I miss being in the ring. The problem with female MMA is that I find the quality of fighters can vary a lot. There are some good fighters out there, but there are other fighters that just aren’t that technically amazing. In an alternate timeline I ended up being a pro fighter, but in this timeline my doctor told me to cut it out before my retinas detach, so I make comics. Oh well.

If I ever get a house I want to get a heavy bag again–I’m good at it, I just shouldn’t get hit in the face. That would really suck to go totally blind.

You might have seen over at Onezumiverse that I’m making some original paintings. This is not done yet, but when it is I will scan it in and give you guys the opportunity to buy some original art. These pieces should be pretty affordable, too.

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Oh my god what a week! We had so much snow and I had so much work and now here’s the comic and it’s awesome. If you aren’t aware of who “Ballmer” is then this video will explain it all to you HAHAHAHAHA:

Sometimes I think I substitute caffeine for sleep too often. I think I am going to try and schedule sleep, but the problem is then I can’t fall asleep. @_@ I remember when I was a kid and I never did much, Wow, things have changed since then. Then again being a kid sucked. I had no control over my life. I had to do what my parents told me to do even if it wasn’t the best thing for me. I had no way to raise my own money. Yeah, as much as working hard sucks, I think not having the opportunity to work hard is worse.

In my spare time, I hang out with Assmunky:

Well, I have to get back to work!

It would be awesome if you guys could help me spread the word about the comic! Please post a link to my comic somewhere that people who read comics are!

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My friends in Maryland will be getting about 22 inches of snow. We will be getting some of hat in New Jersey.
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AW HELL NAW. :/

There, I am so annoyed at the snow that I invoked an amusing dialect there. I’ve been dreaming about Orlando today over at my blog for obvious reason. Care to spare a few palm trees, Floridians? I fucking love you guys, but plz relinquish trees and some warmz plus bitchin’ fun. Thx,

Oh man. We are calling this weekend Snowpocalypse. I am making Japanese Curry tonight but I forgot to buy some things for it. I had to go to the supermarket. Man, the lines were long. My plans for this weekend are:

1. Work.
2. Play GTA
3. Watch Torchwood and Dexter

My guy in GTA is called Captain Kangaroo. I hop around with a gun like an idiot. Maybe that’s why I keep getting killed. I am the best gamer EVAR.

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The NJ Turnpike is full of traffic. Also a plane landed on it today. It’s a good thing that there was not that much traffic when this happened.

Actually this happened farther south than where I commute, but I think it’s strange enough to post about. I’m glad it was NOWHERE NEAR ME. Gah. All I’d need would be an excuse to be afraid of another flying thing. I already think moths are going to try to fly up my butt, I don’t need to think anything about planes!

I was supposed to go into Maryland this past weekend to do webcomics things, but sadly there was a lot of snow down there. We didn’t get any snow in NJ, but it prevented us from traveling.

Speaking of traveling, I’m considering going to Montreal this Spring or Summer. OMG ANOTHER COUNTRY! I have never been to Canada. Well, maybe when I was a baby but I can’t remember it. I think there were croissants there and some boat that we got on.

Canadians really know how to make good TV. Harknell and I are obsessed with Being Erica. It is about a single girl and her life, but it’s also really a Sci Fi show. You should watch it now. It’s the perfect show for smart people who like Sci Fi / time travel and can identify with a non-male protagonist. She ends up going back in time to do things over and has to deal with the consequences in real life. At first I thought this would be a boring girly show. After a few episodes I was like HEY NOW WUT. It became of of my favorite shows. Season 2 went off the charts really fast. I hope they get a Season 3.

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We got a Netflix account. Oh my god. I have seen more films in the past 3 weeks than I have in my entire life. 

That’s actually not that hard. I haven’t seen many movies, ever. I’m catching up. I wasn’t allowed to watch most things as a child and couldn’t justify theater prices as an adult.

So far I’ve seen and highly reccommend:

Ichi the Killer - A violent film about NOT a hero. This has become my favorite film ever (full blog post to come), but please do not watch if you can’t handle violence. There are also some disturbing rape scenes in this film, too.

Jesus Camp – A documentary about an evangelical Christian camp. This film disturbed me a lot. On one hand the people seem really nice, but the things they are telling the children are just terrifying. It broke my heart to see 8 year old children crying because they are being told they are full of sin. This is the scariest movie I have ever seen in my life. 

I’m about to watch:

Tokyo Gore Police – An over the top Japanese movie about genetically enhanced people called “engineers” and the police who must kill them. One guy has a giant machinegun penis.

Samurai Princess – An android Samurai girl must avenge her friends. She can pull her breasts off and throw them at people to blow their heads off.

Oh man. This is gonna rock. HAHAHAHA. Movies I’d never think of…but Netflix lets me stream them!!!

I also want to watch La Femme Nikita and finish off Dexter.

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Well, it’s been a busy few weeks here in NJ. I’ve had some things going on with my family and just been working some crazy hours. I think the other night I accidentally started speaking to Twitter in MC Hammer-ese. Or was that Vanilla Ice?

Seriously, though – have you guys been watching that show Jersey Shore? I cannot stress to you enough that the real Jersey Shore is..exactly like that show. I don’t get why people are complaining about it. No where does that show say “everyone who lives in NJ is like this”. It’s a show about people who go to the shore. It’s accurate and hilarious. I live here so I know. The End.

Actually the people on the show seem like nice people. I think that might be why it’s so popular. It reminds me of college.

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