For something so slow, you’d think it’d be easy to dislodge. But no, he clings like a demon.

I’m sure that progress can only occur when we stamp out sloth. He was nice, but he has to go.

I guess maybe dousing yourself in bleach is not a smart move.

I will be done with these little monsters very soon. Yes, my plan is foolproof.

It’s disgusting to think that I’m like a large landmass to these little things. There will be no more new worlds to discover. Soon, Revenge!

Gremlins must be filthy. They keep making me cough.

I should never have tried to conjure those little Gremlins. Now I’m infested.

Oh, so there you are. Why are you hiding in the corner? You should be out there striking terror. Or at least pathos.

Let me look in my archive of activities. Yes, I did cause that to occur. Hmm, where are all the pieces? I hate when I can’t find the results

I’m not snappy when it rains. You’d think I’d like the gloom, but it also makes my bones ache. They complain so much, annoying skeletons.