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Did you ever wonder what would actually happened *AFTER* the Evil Lovecraftian Gods took over the entire universe? Well Garthnell, the evil alternate universe version of Harknell can help you out with that. After helping the Evil Geriatric Ones take over the Deathside universe he's now in charge of administering things there. And it's not always fun and games. Follow along with Garthnell as he reflects on his daily struggle making Evil work.

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Hmmm, yet another index request. So things will be…

Friday, October 24th, 2014

Hmmm, yet another index request. So things will be on a million indexes, all of which no one will ever still look at.

I like that people sometimes take the initiative t…

Thursday, October 23rd, 2014

I like that people sometimes take the initiative to do their own bit for Chaos. But maybe they should just leave it up to the experts.

It’s such a pleasant day out today. Gallons of rai…

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2014

It’s such a pleasant day out today. Gallons of rain cascading everywhere, dripping off my nose. I will firebomb the sky.

Stalking has such a bad reputation. Maybe we shoul…

Tuesday, October 21st, 2014

Stalking has such a bad reputation. Maybe we should rename it to something with a better one, like “Hunting”.

I have never understood the love of vehicles. They…

Monday, October 20th, 2014

I have never understood the love of vehicles. They simply move you from place A to place B. Though I did love my sedan chair a bit.

Time travel. It’s not that easy. And it’s not that…

Friday, October 17th, 2014

Time travel. It’s not that easy. And it’s not that fun. I hate swapping into such an alien body. Too many…pipes and tentacles…

Blah. Just blah. Boredom is the worst thing to fee…

Thursday, October 16th, 2014

Blah. Just blah. Boredom is the worst thing to feel. Well, that’s not always true. Feeling your soul explode isn’t so hot either.

Things seem to break down faster in this universe….

Tuesday, October 14th, 2014

Things seem to break down faster in this universe. I was fine in mine, here my joints hurt. And no (free) suitable (legal) replacement parts

I live in a time where all of the people who shoul…

Friday, October 10th, 2014

I live in a time where all of the people who should be grovelling at my feet are annoyingly able to shout their thoughts to the world.

I’ll make it somehow, I always do. That’s my best…

Thursday, October 9th, 2014

I’ll make it somehow, I always do. That’s my best trait–never give up no matter how stupid things end up.

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