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Did you ever wonder what would actually happened *AFTER* the Evil Lovecraftian Gods took over the entire universe? Well Garthnell, the evil alternate universe version of Harknell can help you out with that. After helping the Evil Geriatric Ones take over the Deathside universe he's now in charge of administering things there. And it's not always fun and games. Follow along with Garthnell as he reflects on his daily struggle making Evil work.

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It’s hard to cackle with Chaotic Evil when you can…

Friday, January 30th, 2015

It’s hard to cackle with Chaotic Evil when you can barely stand up. I guess I’ll just jibber manically in the corner then.

How am I supposed to move mountains when I can bar…

Thursday, January 29th, 2015

How am I supposed to move mountains when I can barely move myself? Unlife sucks sometimes.

Maybe this is my chance to seize power. Nothing el…

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

Maybe this is my chance to seize power. Nothing else to do.

A slow onslaught of oncoming death? Normally I’d b…

Monday, January 26th, 2015

A slow onslaught of oncoming death? Normally I’d be all into it, but not when it’s a sheet of ice cold water.

I need to finish up a ton of work quickly. Maybe I…

Friday, January 23rd, 2015

I need to finish up a ton of work quickly. Maybe I should add some cult members to my staff. The last bunch went well…well, they went….

I like to rise to the occasion, but this universe…

Thursday, January 22nd, 2015

I like to rise to the occasion, but this universe just keeps me down.

I love knowing it will be all cold and fluffy late…

Wednesday, January 21st, 2015

I love knowing it will be all cold and fluffy later today. It means the heat of my anger has time to build to a fury.

You ever feel crammed into a corner, as if everyth…

Tuesday, January 20th, 2015

You ever feel crammed into a corner, as if everything in the world is filling up the space around you? That’s how it feels to be smart here.

I prefer to not be pelted by little packages of co…

Monday, January 19th, 2015

I prefer to not be pelted by little packages of cold water. My desires are ignored by this universe, to its ultimate dismay.

It’s so frustrating to be smart. Only stupid thing…

Friday, January 16th, 2015

It’s so frustrating to be smart. Only stupid things seem to gain traction here. So I’m always able to see what I can’t have.

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