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Did you ever wonder what would actually happened *AFTER* the Evil Lovecraftian Gods took over the entire universe? Well Garthnell, the evil alternate universe version of Harknell can help you out with that. After helping the Evil Geriatric Ones take over the Deathside universe he's now in charge of administering things there. And it's not always fun and games. Follow along with Garthnell as he reflects on his daily struggle making Evil work.

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Waterlogged. Not fun. I would destroy all water if…

Wednesday, October 1st, 2014

Waterlogged. Not fun. I would destroy all water if it wouldn’t make making coffee a bit difficult.

This coach is like a cattle car. And I’m not even…

Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

This coach is like a cattle car. And I’m not even a steer.

I love being served. No, not “you got served”. Unl…

Monday, September 29th, 2014

I love being served. No, not “you got served”. Unless I did get served and it was delicious. And then you got destroyed.

It’s time to take a break. But what do you do with…

Friday, September 26th, 2014

It’s time to take a break. But what do you do with the break when you get it? It’s all broken.

I’ll get there eventually. Though I do get concern…

Thursday, September 25th, 2014

I’ll get there eventually. Though I do get concerned about the idea of infinity. I guess I’ll have to be a higher speed of infinity.

Telepathy has always been irksome. To think that y…

Wednesday, September 24th, 2014

Telepathy has always been irksome. To think that your thoughts are freely readable. Can you imagine the parties? Kinda awkward…

I think I will start up a new experiment. I will a…

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2014

I think I will start up a new experiment. I will attempt to determine the universe’s maximum amount of inertia. I’ll start by sitting here.

It’s not my time. So, who’s time is it? And why do…

Monday, September 22nd, 2014

It’s not my time. So, who’s time is it? And why do they get to own time?

There is no “up”. Or “down”. Or anything really. I…

Friday, September 19th, 2014

There is no “up”. Or “down”. Or anything really. It’s all just out and in. With out being way easier than in.

It it really almost time again? When the best part…

Thursday, September 18th, 2014

It it really almost time again? When the best parts of the world show off? Except spiders–they can stay hidden. Even I don’t like them much

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