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Did you ever wonder what would actually happened *AFTER* the Evil Lovecraftian Gods took over the entire universe? Well Garthnell, the evil alternate universe version of Harknell can help you out with that. After helping the Evil Geriatric Ones take over the Deathside universe he's now in charge of administering things there. And it's not always fun and games. Follow along with Garthnell as he reflects on his daily struggle making Evil work.

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It it really almost time again? When the best part…

Thursday, September 18th, 2014

It it really almost time again? When the best parts of the world show off? Except spiders–they can stay hidden. Even I don’t like them much

What would happen to your current knowledge if ele…

Wednesday, September 17th, 2014

What would happen to your current knowledge if electricity disappeared? Ask yourself that and worry.

Is it time for heat yet? Cause it seems like someo…

Monday, September 15th, 2014

Is it time for heat yet? Cause it seems like someone just turned off the lights and threw us into the cold.

I wanted to run away once. I wanted to join the ci…

Thursday, September 11th, 2014

I wanted to run away once. I wanted to join the circus. Can you imagine anything more chaotic than that?

Animals are refreshingly simple in how they react….

Wednesday, September 10th, 2014

Animals are refreshingly simple in how they react. Predators are aggressive. Prey run away. Humans, they just blink a few times.

AS you can well imagine, I love to talk about myse…

Tuesday, September 9th, 2014

AS you can well imagine, I love to talk about myself. I’m always available for interviews. Preferably for emperor or supreme commander.

I’m going on a hunt for new and exciting times. Ma…

Monday, September 8th, 2014

I’m going on a hunt for new and exciting times. Maybe the year 1026 would be a good start.

I’ll take that as a yes. Meaning of course, I’ll t…

Friday, September 5th, 2014

I’ll take that as a yes. Meaning of course, I’ll take THAT, and you’ll agree–even if you can no longer move or speak as a result.

I’ve often thought of removing other parts of my b…

Thursday, September 4th, 2014

I’ve often thought of removing other parts of my body. It can lead to unpredictable results. I’ve seen it in action. Not pretty, kinda soggy

Speaking of replacements, just because you can mak…

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2014

Speaking of replacements, just because you can make upgrades to your brain doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.

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