It’s hard to cackle with Chaotic Evil when you can barely stand up. I guess I’ll just jibber manically in the corner then.

How am I supposed to move mountains when I can barely move myself? Unlife sucks sometimes.

Maybe this is my chance to seize power. Nothing else to do.

A slow onslaught of oncoming death? Normally I’d be all into it, but not when it’s a sheet of ice cold water.

I need to finish up a ton of work quickly. Maybe I should add some cult members to my staff. The last bunch went well…well, they went….

I like to rise to the occasion, but this universe just keeps me down.

I love knowing it will be all cold and fluffy later today. It means the heat of my anger has time to build to a fury.

You ever feel crammed into a corner, as if everything in the world is filling up the space around you? That’s how it feels to be smart here.

I prefer to not be pelted by little packages of cold water. My desires are ignored by this universe, to its ultimate dismay.

It’s so frustrating to be smart. Only stupid things seem to gain traction here. So I’m always able to see what I can’t have.