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Did you ever wonder what would actually happened *AFTER* the Evil Lovecraftian Gods took over the entire universe? Well Garthnell, the evil alternate universe version of Harknell can help you out with that. After helping the Evil Geriatric Ones take over the Deathside universe he's now in charge of administering things there. And it's not always fun and games. Follow along with Garthnell as he reflects on his daily struggle making Evil work.

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I’ve used revenants before, so they aren’t all bad…

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

I’ve used revenants before, so they aren’t all bad–but really, the smell alone really kinda makes them only good for outdoor tasks.

It is not a real strategy to try to scruff a werew…

Thursday, May 21st, 2015

It is not a real strategy to try to scruff a werewolf in a fight. Yes, it does calm them somewhat, but they still can scratch hard.

“Why are you acting all stuffy?”–say that to a Mu…

Wednesday, May 20th, 2015

“Why are you acting all stuffy?”–say that to a Mummy at your own risk.

You ever sing the song “Dem Bones” to a walking sk…

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

You ever sing the song “Dem Bones” to a walking skeleton? They don’t find it very funny.

I like to be the person that connects things. For…

Monday, May 18th, 2015

I like to be the person that connects things. For example, Chaos to a world that is pristine and vulnerable.

I remember the first time I broke out of my chains…

Friday, May 15th, 2015

I remember the first time I broke out of my chains. It was such a great moment. Then of course they beat me down and relocked it, but still.

Nothing truly ends, it just changes. Yes, this cha…

Thursday, May 14th, 2015

Nothing truly ends, it just changes. Yes, this change can result in some tentacles or squishy bits, but still….

Dog Catcher. Is that really an elected position? H…

Tuesday, May 12th, 2015

Dog Catcher. Is that really an elected position? Has it ever been? Why does it get used as an example?

My motivation is very low today. I’ll need to get…

Monday, May 11th, 2015

My motivation is very low today. I’ll need to get some quick wins to perk up. Anyone up for some for city conquest?

I hate sleep. It serves to remind me of the wasted…

Friday, May 8th, 2015

I hate sleep. It serves to remind me of the wasted time of living. Or dying. Or anything really.

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