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Did you ever wonder what would actually happened *AFTER* the Evil Lovecraftian Gods took over the entire universe? Well Garthnell, the evil alternate universe version of Harknell can help you out with that. After helping the Evil Geriatric Ones take over the Deathside universe he's now in charge of administering things there. And it's not always fun and games. Follow along with Garthnell as he reflects on his daily struggle making Evil work.

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Yes, I can relax. No, it won’t happen anytime soon…

Friday, October 31st, 2014

Yes, I can relax. No, it won’t happen anytime soon. Yes, I’ll try to be better. No, I won’t stop pushing things. Yes, I’ll go lie down now.

Why must these things attack me every year? It’s u…

Thursday, October 30th, 2014

Why must these things attack me every year? It’s unfair that they are so small and invisible. How can I properly blow them up?

It shouldn’t just dangle there. No, that’s certain…

Wednesday, October 29th, 2014

It shouldn’t just dangle there. No, that’s certainly not right. It should be moving and articulating. Oh, well, back to the cutting board.

I don’t always start up well in the morning either…

Tuesday, October 28th, 2014

I don’t always start up well in the morning either. And no, jumper cables won’t work. At least not attached there.

Well I’m happy to have been brought onto the news…

Monday, October 27th, 2014

Well I’m happy to have been brought onto the news today, though it wasn’t for my coronation as emperor. That will be the next step.

Hmmm, yet another index request. So things will be…

Friday, October 24th, 2014

Hmmm, yet another index request. So things will be on a million indexes, all of which no one will ever still look at.

I like that people sometimes take the initiative t…

Thursday, October 23rd, 2014

I like that people sometimes take the initiative to do their own bit for Chaos. But maybe they should just leave it up to the experts.

It’s such a pleasant day out today. Gallons of rai…

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2014

It’s such a pleasant day out today. Gallons of rain cascading everywhere, dripping off my nose. I will firebomb the sky.

Stalking has such a bad reputation. Maybe we shoul…

Tuesday, October 21st, 2014

Stalking has such a bad reputation. Maybe we should rename it to something with a better one, like “Hunting”.

I have never understood the love of vehicles. They…

Monday, October 20th, 2014

I have never understood the love of vehicles. They simply move you from place A to place B. Though I did love my sedan chair a bit.

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