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Did you ever wonder what would actually happened *AFTER* the Evil Lovecraftian Gods took over the entire universe? Well Garthnell, the evil alternate universe version of Harknell can help you out with that. After helping the Evil Geriatric Ones take over the Deathside universe he's now in charge of administering things there. And it's not always fun and games. Follow along with Garthnell as he reflects on his daily struggle making Evil work.

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Pain is natures way of telling you it’s in charge….

Wednesday, March 25th, 2015

Pain is natures way of telling you it’s in charge. That’s why I ripped those nerves out. Dark Man was on to something.

I believe in crushing my enemies. I also believe i…

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

I believe in crushing my enemies. I also believe in crushing my friends. I just sort of like crushing.

I’m not built for speed. Though I did build up a r…

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

I’m not built for speed. Though I did build up a really good running skill early on in my attempts to contact the Geriatric Ones….

If you think dad jokes are bad, wait until you hea…

Friday, March 20th, 2015

If you think dad jokes are bad, wait until you hear undead jokes, they stink.

It’s such a shame. I’m convinced that this univers…

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

It’s such a shame. I’m convinced that this universe didn’t start out as sad and crappy as it is now. So who littered it all up?

I will not binge watch episodes, I will binge watc…

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

I will not binge watch episodes, I will binge watch the downfall and burning of this universe.

The walls are not closing in. The walls are not cl…

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

The walls are not closing in. The walls are not closing in. The walls are not closing in. Well, maybe just a little….

I fell like I’m a bit broken inside. I know, that’…

Friday, March 13th, 2015

I fell like I’m a bit broken inside. I know, that’s absurd coming from me, but I can’t help the feeling. No, really, stuff is busted, help!

Why doesn;t everyone on this planet move to the eq…

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

Why doesn;t everyone on this planet move to the equator? It makes so much sense. Oh, that’s why.

It’s best not to ask what happened at the dawn of…

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

It’s best not to ask what happened at the dawn of time. Thinking of the undulating and gyrating that must have been happening, not good.

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