I hate these white floating flakes of doom. I eradicated them from my universe by engineering it to be hot. Hurry up global warming.

I’m going to determine the proper order of actions today. If you plan right it’s just like dominoes. I like doing the least work for gain.

And just like that I get pulled right down to the ground. She can always do that to me. To step and stand on top of me, in a lovely way.

I’m beyond Good and Evil. well beyond. Like in another country and not available by phone when they call beyond. I am the Beyonder.

I’m going to be the bigger man in this. No seriously, I’m going to get a growth potion and step on them.

We all have things to hide. Though I don’t hide my thirst for conquest too well…

I love how being spied upon by the NSA is bad, but a narrative about a fat guy who knows if you’ve been naughty or nice is totally fine.

Well, I’m back. It’s a bit of a let down let me tell you. All of these people acquiring while I want to go back to being nothingness.

So this is what it means to be one with nothingness. It’s all you would expect, and less.

I hate waiting for the void. It’s so boring. You’d think it’d be more boring IN the void, but no, it’s much worse to wait.