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Did you ever wonder what would actually happened *AFTER* the Evil Lovecraftian Gods took over the entire universe? Well Garthnell, the evil alternate universe version of Harknell can help you out with that. After helping the Evil Geriatric Ones take over the Deathside universe he's now in charge of administering things there. And it's not always fun and games. Follow along with Garthnell as he reflects on his daily struggle making Evil work.

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I’ll let it go at that. Holding onto things is bad…

Friday, August 29th, 2014

I’ll let it go at that. Holding onto things is bad. Especially when the thing has tentacles and I can drop it down a long fall to it’s doom.

Why don’t we agree to disagree. That means we end…

Thursday, August 28th, 2014

Why don’t we agree to disagree. That means we end on a positive note. Oh, the other positive note is you shirt wipes off the blood nicely.

I’m gonna have to be more careful with who I am fr…

Wednesday, August 27th, 2014

I’m gonna have to be more careful with who I am friends with In the future. Literally. They keep coming back from there and hanging out.

I wonder how long it will take to break this? Oh,…

Monday, August 25th, 2014

I wonder how long it will take to break this? Oh, that was too easy. Must have been pre-broken. Or never good at all.

Heads don’t really roll. They fly, very far.

Friday, August 22nd, 2014

Heads don’t really roll. They fly, very far.

I’m trying to make a time machine to go back befor…

Thursday, August 21st, 2014

I’m trying to make a time machine to go back before time started. Hold it….

If I understand you correctly, you think that cons…

Wednesday, August 20th, 2014

If I understand you correctly, you think that conservation is opposed to Chaos. All was Chaos at first, so we just want to go back to that.

You can’t convince me that my beliefs are wrong. T…

Tuesday, August 19th, 2014

You can’t convince me that my beliefs are wrong. They are by default Right. As in as far right as you can go and not fall off the edge.

I’m very conservative. As in I don’t in this Scien…

Monday, August 18th, 2014

I’m very conservative. As in I don’t in this Science stuff. My beliefs predate when physics was even created.

No one ever talks about the early worm. Though the…

Friday, August 15th, 2014

No one ever talks about the early worm. Though they should fear the early Wyrm.

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