Ugh, another annoyance. Snow is awful. I hate it. Can’t we just burn the planet and prevent this from happening ever again?

It’s nice to have something to look forward to. I can’t wait until we conquer this universe as well. Destruction and chaos are always fun.

Wow, so no Internet today. I got rid of it in my universe immediately. Didn’t want coordinated opposition to our rule. So it feels like home

Now I know why the Geriatric Ones want to conquer the universe. They hate listening to the stupid crap humans spew all the time.

I see now why no one has conquered this universe. it’s stupidity really wears you down. However, as a point of intelligence, I’m more immune

Hmm, more “free time” coming up. But is it really free? Believe me, in some of the places I’ve been time can be very costly indeed.

Argh. Lost another day. I hate when that happens. Please, if you need to use my body, ask first–it’s the polite thing to do.

It was so easy when we didn’t need to drive anywhere. Teleporting, riding horses, movement golems…so much less crappy than cars here.

For once I’d really like some help from this universe’s Geriatric Ones. But no, they just float there staring dumbly.

It’s time for another con. What Evil things can I glean from this event? Or add to it? Must have some fun after all.