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Giant Disappointments

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

Sometimes even the greatest of beings can run into disappointing circumstances. Take the case of Cthulhu. I’m sure that after sleeping a near eternity, and being beyond even death, one would still like to get a nice breakfast after ascending to the surface to drive mankind insane. But no, the waffle apparently was a lie.
What [...]

Where is Boo Berry Cereal?

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

Guys, I’m going to have to make this one short because I am so exhausted right now. We had the worst rain and fog on the way back from work so it turned my hour commute home into nearly 2 hours. There were times I couldn’t see more than 8 feet in front of me. [...]

Washing The Internet Clean With SOPA (Yeah, That’ll Work)

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

To rehash an old adage, there are 2 types of people in this world: those who can read this entry on our website, and those who don’t know a goddamn thing about the internet. Guess which category is in charge of making laws about how the internet works?
If you haven’t heard about it there [...]

Facebook photos

Saturday, January 14th, 2012

I kind of hate getting my picture taken. It seems that I always blink at the wrong time or so something weird.
Photos are really kind of difficult, especially if you have a distorted perception of your body – which I do. Even though I am an artist, I have trouble matching my own skin [...]

I am a crankypants in Winter

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

I just did a post about how annoying it is to deal with chronic pain in winter. It’s one of the reasons that I hate it.
We had a great weekend at MAGFest, but I was working the whole time. There is a misconception that when I am at a convention that it’s a party. The [...]

Big Man, Little Car

Friday, January 6th, 2012

Onezumi, as we all know, sees the world in a different way. She also like to name things in *special ways*. So what would she call the phenomenon of “big” guys buying Smart cars? Today’s comic starts a new series of Onezumi terms.

Post college friends

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

When I was in grade school, options for friends were limited to the disgusting howler monkeys I went to school with. At the time you think this is serious shit, but the truth is almost no one still has friends from that long ago.
In High School, again it seems like its important and friendships will [...]

The Online Future Is In Doubt

Friday, December 30th, 2011

There’s been a disturbing trend recently in how the US government has been leaning in it’s legislation. If I was a bit more paranoid I’d think it’s a matter of trying to lock down it’s citizens and their ability to communicate. That’s where things like SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) come in. This law would [...]

I don’t give a shit about your DVD mailing service and your expensive eBooks

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

It seems that a lot of digital media companies think that they can get more money out of their customers by making things less convenient through form factor and/or price.
This is stupid.
I have news for Netflix – it is never attractive to me (or anyone who understands the internet) to wait for them [...]

Happy Holidays, Gaiz!

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

Some of you are getting ready for a long holiday break. I am not, since I am still a contract employee. This means I don’t get any paid out of office time. Its been that way since i got downsized in 2006.
If anyone wants to offer me paid out of office time, please contact me [...]

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