Stupid And Insane Defenders Against Chaos: A Lovecraftian Horror Comedy by Onezumi Hartstein http://www.onezumi.com/wp-content/themes/fluid-index-10/img/fancyfacelogo.gif Onezumi.com http://www.onezumi.com http://www.onezumi.com Where Irresistible Evil Meets Immovable Stupidity Fri, 17 May 2013 13:41:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 I guess maybe dousing yourself in bleach is not a… http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/17/i-guess-maybe-dousing-yourself-in-bleach-is-not-a/ http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/17/i-guess-maybe-dousing-yourself-in-bleach-is-not-a/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 13:41:19 +0000 Garthnell http://twitter-335389571518980096-post I guess maybe dousing yourself in bleach is not a smart move.

]]> http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/17/i-guess-maybe-dousing-yourself-in-bleach-is-not-a/feed/ 0 I will be done with these little monsters very soo… http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/16/i-will-be-done-with-these-little-monsters-very-soo/ http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/16/i-will-be-done-with-these-little-monsters-very-soo/#comments Thu, 16 May 2013 12:44:49 +0000 Garthnell http://twitter-335012962987290625-post I will be done with these little monsters very soon. Yes, my plan is foolproof.

]]> http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/16/i-will-be-done-with-these-little-monsters-very-soo/feed/ 0 It’s disgusting to think that I’m like a large lan… http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/15/its-disgusting-to-think-that-im-like-a-large-lan/ http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/15/its-disgusting-to-think-that-im-like-a-large-lan/#comments Wed, 15 May 2013 12:48:46 +0000 Garthnell http://twitter-334651570333548545-post It’s disgusting to think that I’m like a large landmass to these little things. There will be no more new worlds to discover. Soon, Revenge!

]]> http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/15/its-disgusting-to-think-that-im-like-a-large-lan/feed/ 0 Gremlins must be filthy. They keep making me cough… http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/14/gremlins-must-be-filthy-they-keep-making-me-cough/ http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/14/gremlins-must-be-filthy-they-keep-making-me-cough/#comments Tue, 14 May 2013 12:54:59 +0000 Garthnell http://twitter-334290745320157186-post Gremlins must be filthy. They keep making me cough.

]]> http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/14/gremlins-must-be-filthy-they-keep-making-me-cough/feed/ 0 I should never have tried to conjure those little… http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/13/i-should-never-have-tried-to-conjure-those-little/ http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/13/i-should-never-have-tried-to-conjure-those-little/#comments Mon, 13 May 2013 21:01:27 +0000 Garthnell http://twitter-334050780178968577-post I should never have tried to conjure those little Gremlins. Now I’m infested.

]]> http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/13/i-should-never-have-tried-to-conjure-those-little/feed/ 0 Oh, so there you are. Why are you hiding in the co… http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/10/oh-so-there-you-are-why-are-you-hiding-in-the-co/ http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/10/oh-so-there-you-are-why-are-you-hiding-in-the-co/#comments Fri, 10 May 2013 17:50:36 +0000 Garthnell http://twitter-332915591176413186-post Oh, so there you are. Why are you hiding in the corner? You should be out there striking terror. Or at least pathos.

]]> http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/10/oh-so-there-you-are-why-are-you-hiding-in-the-co/feed/ 0 A True Rainy Day Story http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/10/a-true-rainy-day-story/ http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/10/a-true-rainy-day-story/#comments Fri, 10 May 2013 06:42:50 +0000 Onezumi http://www.onezumi.com/?p=3981
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Since we only have like 3-5 months of warm weather in New Jersey its like a cataclysm when Spring rolls around. It’s like everyone driving recklessly playing their stupid music really loud with the windows down. The desperation is evident. I live near a park so I like to bike a lot. I hate stationary [...]]]> Since we only have like 3-5 months of warm weather in New Jersey its like a cataclysm when Spring rolls around. It’s like everyone driving recklessly playing their stupid music really loud with the windows down. The desperation is evident.

I live near a park so I like to bike a lot. I hate stationary bikes and besides – I don’t own one. I am really dedicated to my fitness regimen.

So basically what I’m saying is that this comic really happened and I had brown mud go up my ass.

]]> http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/10/a-true-rainy-day-story/feed/ 1 Let me look in my archive of activities. Yes, I di… http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/09/let-me-look-in-my-archive-of-activities-yes-i-di/ http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/09/let-me-look-in-my-archive-of-activities-yes-i-di/#comments Thu, 09 May 2013 13:30:15 +0000 Garthnell http://twitter-332487683127521282-post Let me look in my archive of activities. Yes, I did cause that to occur. Hmm, where are all the pieces? I hate when I can’t find the results

]]> http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/09/let-me-look-in-my-archive-of-activities-yes-i-di/feed/ 0 I’m not snappy when it rains. You’d think I’d like… http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/08/im-not-snappy-when-it-rains-youd-think-id-like/ http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/08/im-not-snappy-when-it-rains-youd-think-id-like/#comments Wed, 08 May 2013 13:11:06 +0000 Garthnell http://twitter-332120474253393921-post I’m not snappy when it rains. You’d think I’d like the gloom, but it also makes my bones ache. They complain so much, annoying skeletons.

]]> http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/08/im-not-snappy-when-it-rains-youd-think-id-like/feed/ 0 I’m reinvigorated. I’m surprised at this. I tend t… http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/07/im-reinvigorated-im-surprised-at-this-i-tend-t/ http://www.onezumi.com/2013/05/07/im-reinvigorated-im-surprised-at-this-i-tend-t/#comments Tue, 07 May 2013 14:22:57 +0000 Garthnell http://twitter-331776167721975809-post I’m reinvigorated. I’m surprised at this. I tend to go slack after being away from work. Onward to Chaos!

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