http://www.onezumi.com Where Irresistible Evil Meets Immovable Stupidity Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:15:01 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Oh please. If you can't control your offspring I can formulate quite a few beneficial uses for them in some magic rituals.ShareThis http://www.onezumi.com/2010/03/11/oh-please-if-you-cant-contro/ We all know it's true that power can be corrupting. So why didn't anyone think that those rich people in control of Wall St. and the banking industry wouldn't be so corrupt as to destroy most of our economy? Well, in every office out there there's someone who is also ... http://www.onezumi.com/2010/03/10/the-power-of-finance/ Is this really cheese? Yuck, so slimey. I think I remember something like this in the Deathside bt I killed everyone who designed this crap.ShareThis http://www.onezumi.com/2010/03/10/is-this-really-cheese-yuck-s/ Is this really what normal people want to eat? Tons of these crappy snacks? At least in the Deathside we gave them food to keep them workingShareThis http://www.onezumi.com/2010/03/09/is-this-really-what-normal-peo/ Wow, I never stopped working last week. We ended up in MD to work on Intervention. I posted some stuff on my Facebook and on the Intervention site. We also destroyed 2 beer bongs between all of us and the staff. Heh. I don't normally drink beer but apparently ... http://www.onezumi.com/2010/03/08/is-it-monday-already/ I guess I'll need to go shopping for the supplies I'll need for our rituals. These people were more tolerable to be around when they coweredShareThis http://www.onezumi.com/2010/03/08/i-guess-ill-need-to-go-shoppi/ So I have Netflix and they have a fitness section which is awesome. I tried the Crunch Boot Camp workout today. Now I finally undestand why people look at me funny when I say I do workout DVDs - this shit is SO FRUITY. I cannot DEAL. I feel like ... http://www.onezumi.com/2010/03/05/my-testes-are-injured/ O Thank Gods. It has lumbered off to whatever dark realm it returns to when not draining the life from people. Now I can...ugh, hairball.ShareThis http://www.onezumi.com/2010/03/05/o-thank-gods-it-has-lumbered/ Argh! Now food is required. It drains my soul as it's food obviously. No infernal beast in the Deathside can match the powers of this cat.ShareThis http://www.onezumi.com/2010/03/04/argh-now-food-is-required-it/ Hey, we've added some new iPhone apps to our Webcomics Central app service. If you have a webcomic you can have one made for free from us. If you are a fan of webcomics (and why would you be here if you weren't?) you can go to our download matrix ... http://www.onezumi.com/2010/03/03/working-to-keep-yourself-clean/